Vacation has ended. Work has resumed. All is lost.
Needless to say, I am trying to crawl out from beneath hundreds of e-mails. There is much inesssential day-job work to do. This will prevent a vacation play-by-play. Besides, like other people's dreams, other people's vacation recaps are guaranteed comedy killers. Suffice it to say, I prefer vacation to work.
I can share one Fourth O' July reflection with you:
Patriotic music has little to no positive effect on the overall fireworks experience. Beer and marijuana, however, greatly enhance the overall fireworks experience. File that away for next year, won't you?
Anyway, here's the post-vacation profanity...
Comedian Doug Benson came up with a surefire pick-up line:
"Excuse me miss, my dick just died, would you mind if i buried it in your ass?"
That I find this hilarious will give some indication as to my current state of mind.
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